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30

May

hipster talented adorable children! their names are lennon and maisy for crying out loud.

07

May

Honey, someday when you’re a little older you will be introduced to something that is extremely seductive but fickle. A fair-weather friend who seems benign but packs a wallop like a donkey kick, and that is the Long Island iced tea. The Long Island iced tea makes you do things that you normally wouldn’t do, like lifting your skirt in public or calling someone you normally wouldn’t call at really weird times.
lorelai gilmore
seeing her on mad men: MIND. BLOWN. rory gilmore should not be having sex with sleazy pete campbell!

seeing her on mad men: MIND. BLOWN. rory gilmore should not be having sex with sleazy pete campbell!

25

Apr

you’re rooting for real madrid, drinking a guinness, and you like dogs? didn’t think girls like you existed!
akherousia:

Forgive me for this but I couldn’t help it. 


not even a chelsea fan, but always happy for torres.

akherousia:

Forgive me for this but I couldn’t help it. 

not even a chelsea fan, but always happy for torres.

23

Apr

just saw the first trailer on TV for the dictator, and a hindi music song was playing in the background. so continues the mistaken blending of middle eastern and indian cultures and furthering the stereotype that all brown people are alike.

21

Apr

WHEN MY TEAM LOSES AT TRIVIA NIGHT

whenindc:

But if we win…

too accurate. too many good times. 

18

Apr

13

Apr

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
87 plays

( i am one of the few people in the universe who hadn’t heard this song before. and i CANNOT STOP LISTENING TO THIS VERSION. sometimes a cappella amazes me. )

so applicable. 

now i don’t even need your love

but you treat me like a stranger and it feels so rough

12

Apr